scoof 

A "dumbass" or idiot.
A funny or shady character.

You are such a scoof!
Wow, that hobo over there is quite the scoof.

scoof by Frank Guidice May 28, 2006

Scoof 

To steal or take unexpectedly.
Can also be used as an exclamation preceding or immediately following a theft.

I just scoofed your wife.
SCOOF. your chips are now mine.

Scoof by ARTheartsDinos October 14, 2010

scoof 

A scoof is a small measurement of liquid approximately equal to one 'sip'.

Can I have a 'scoof' of your juice please?

scoof by Gavin Woodwards May 14, 2005

scoof 

A word used to describe a brief and strange action or sound; it is an onomatopoeia.

When Jeff threw that crawfish at Pahoo, one of the claws scoofed across his blown out afro.

scoof by Nick Lateur April 3, 2004

Scoof 

(Noun) One who is a fool.
(Noun) The victim of a prank.
(Verb) To prank someone.

(Noun) The boy who was the victim of everyone's jokes was forever known as a scoof.
(Verb) Aaron pranked his friend saying, "I scoofed you!"

Scoof by WaffleLlamaWong February 22, 2017

Scoof 

Dumb, Ditzy

That Blond girl is so scoof.

Scoof by Danny B and Maranda December 23, 2008

scoof 

A very peculiar expression that has it's roots in Bowling Green, Ohio (as far as I know). Originally a group of friends used the term 'poof' to express 'promise on our friendship'. For example:

'Let's smoke a blunt.'
'Are you going to poof?'

Eventually 'poof' evolved to a general term for friendship. Obviously it has a different connotation in different contexts, but the other definitions of the word were largely ignored.

It also just so happened that this group of friends really, really loved their cocaine. For whatever reason the phrase 'snort cocaine on our friendship' evolved, and shortly after the acronym 'scoof' did as well. I'm not sure how widely used it is, but if you ever encounter someone in BG using the word then you know what's up.

Let's scoof!
Let's get scoofed!
Scoof a loof poof-a-snoof?

scoof by Columbian Candy May 11, 2006