Sconnie Hat Trick

Choking on national television 3 years in a row by losing a major bowl game.

(Ex. Inbred (Wisconsin) Badgers Rose Bowl 2011-2013)

"Only the Badgers could pull off a Sconnie Hat Trick, how fitting"

by Teddy Thompson January 11, 2013

Sconnie Scramble

When a Wisconsite scrambles eggs by vigorously clapping together his, her, or their asscheeks.

Baby darling: “oh Ron, I’m really craving a Sconnie Scramble after that hayride.”

Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”

by William Fuckner January 15, 2022

Sconnie

Sconnies generally are good people but they tend to have a temper. They are very sassy and like How to Train your Dragon and Pirate Booty. Sconnies also like legos and have really good fashion sense. Sconnies always have someone on call and can pull anybody. Sconnies are ringleaders and while they can seem superficial, they also make really deep friendships and are loyal friends. They arent afraid to sing in public and they dont listen to anyone but themselves. Sconnies have a great sense if self awareness, and can recognize there worse qualities unapologetically.

Person 1: Who is that popular girl?

Person 2: Thats a Sconnie!!!!

by gray928 April 30, 2022