| 1. | Scissathon | ||
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An annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.
Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"
Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?" Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?" Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23". Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!" Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in". |
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