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noun; the unholy offspring of two Scientology-minded celebrities now being groomed for stardom in order to extend the family brand. See: Cruise, Suri; Smiths, Jaden and Willow
The Scientoloprostitot taught her legion of follows how to whip their hair just so.
by robbiejnyc March 10, 2011
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