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Schopenhauer 

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860
Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.
Schopenhauer by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008
Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.
* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010
Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.
Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball
We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

schwepervesence 

according to AZ in the 1994 classic Nas song "Life's a Bitch", it is a sense of ghetto success and prosperity, involving both pride in your hood and the effort to do big things in your own situation
yo i keep that schwepervesence stayin in my blood son im bout to have this whole block on lock ya heard
schwepervesence by edge- ROC January 6, 2008

card schwipe 

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.
I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.
card schwipe by kegger69 November 21, 2009