Schwomp

to do
Fuck
Get down on it
To smoke weed

"Girl, get on your back and let us Schwomp"
"Lets Schwomp"
"I schwomped so much that I am higher than a kite.

by CuntNuggeteer April 4, 2009

Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Scwhomp

When a powerful entity, such as the mememan, consumes you. The thing that gets scwhomped is sent into a dimension of eternal darkness, and is trapped there forever.

Did you hear our professor got scwhomped!

It’s in your best interest to not get scwhomped by the mememan.

by The All Consuming Yeast May 2, 2018

schwumpy

adj. strong and large in size, thick or bulky, most commonly describes demon tails

"Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail."

by T bone Doggy July 13, 2009

Charleston Schlompdonkey

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.

you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies

by youk November 15, 2007

Schwoops

Pronounced (Sha-whoops) The act of verbally expressing ones excitement. It can be used at the beginning or end of any sentence and also can be used in the context of a question. But, it is commonly used in the act of celebration or accomplishment. For instance, making a cup in a game of beer pong.

Yo dude I just got that hotties number. Schwoops!
Schwoops?... You aight man?
JOHNNY JUST SCORED THE GAME WINNING GOAL SCHWOOPSS!

by kinger and muscle beach July 23, 2010

Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014