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Schwidt: An extremely disgusting scat-based act of love involving having two men or women, or a man and a woman, or two transvestites, placing their anuses up against each other. One then defecates into the others anus. The person who receives the excrement then holds the excrement in their anus for a short period of time before defecating the excrement back out. The two partakers in the act then eat the excrement together.
Yo, my friend just showed me this video last night. It was disgusting. These two people had a schwidt together. That shit blew two girls one cup out of the water on the barf-o-meter!
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schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.
I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!
schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016
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schwifty 

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.
Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!
schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

Schmidt Special 

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).
Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

get schwifty 

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
get schwifty by alziepen October 25, 2015

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.
"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."
kimmy schmidt by CandyEater June 5, 2017

dip schmidt 

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.
Wow here comes dip schmidt
dip schmidt by clobamacare November 13, 2019