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A name for a very socially awkward creature, particularly when movement is involved. A schwell will often step on the heels of your shoes, trip you, cut in front of you, bump into you, or move much slower than the rest. The use is not limited to movement and may be used to describe other behaviors such as throwing candy or sleeping at inappropriate times. It can also be used as a verb.
Dammit Schwell quit cutting me off.

or

Man, he really shwelled me out back there.
by Theguythataddedschwell February 27, 2014
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