Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

Schwemp by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012

Dirty Schwerman 

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.

I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!

Dirty Schwerman by Your students September 8, 2006

SCHWEEM 

When your balls tremble with so much might that there are shockwaves radiating from your dende(penis).

Hisika’s gay ass schweemed when he saw Gon charge at him while they were fighting

SCHWEEM by NIGGATAR9000 April 22, 2019

schweem 

when some thing passes past you quickly

gosh did you see that UFO?

yeah it just schweem'd past!!!

schweem by charlottevictoriajames94 October 21, 2011

Schehmeer manzar 

a extremely handsome tns fellow who's most like your dad

damn he so schehmeer manzar

Schehmeer manzar by dad273737 March 12, 2021

schweh bomb 

an exuberant expression used to indicate extreme coolness, phrase originating with the smash cartoon-hit Batman Beyond

Bombshakalaka that basket I just made was schweh bomb!

schweh bomb by BielOneilly January 22, 2009

schweh 

Noise associated with Skangers in Dublin, Ireland.
Their accents have a 'schweh' sound to them.

Civil Folk: "Stop throwing stones at my window"

Skanger: "Schweh" (Could be translated to: "What's the story boss? I'm only buzzin' off ya").

schweh by Graham O' Brien July 5, 2008