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schrabbing 

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.
That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.

Schweffing 

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.
Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012

Schwarbington bear 

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

Schweffing 

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.
Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!
Schweffing by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

Schwabbin 

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.
"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"
Schwabbin by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009

Schwabing Canaring Garber 

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.
Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...