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An adjective used to describe a something that is low end, not good, laughable, pathetic or embarrassing.

Also commonly used to describe low quality marijuana.
That bud is schwap. I need some dro.
by JoeDro May 11, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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to pound, sip, drink, swig, or otherwise consume alcohol.
Bro, lemme schwap that brew
by Dirty Downstairs November 24, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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to strike one with the back of the hand in the penis
"i schwaped him so hard he's a girl now"
by kshiz September 14, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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by nej February 16, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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to have sex, or fuck.

Synonym of to smoosh.
"Did you schwap or just hook-up?"

"We totally schwaped"
by MissKill October 13, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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