schwamm

Someone who is very stupid and feels awkward meeting new people. Only love interests are generally animals, esp. cats.

That girl is such a Schwamm she legit has no friends all she does is flirt with cats.

EWWWWW that girl is a Schwamm i hate her more than i anything in the whole world.

by kittycatobsesser! April 23, 2009

Schwamm

The status achieved when you have 25,000 unopened email messages in your inbox.

I was hoping to read some of my email when I got back from vacation but now I’m a Schwamm.

by Hondo58 August 20, 2022