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Schwaaan 

(v.) to have sex with someone
1. "Wanna schwaaan?"
2. "I schwaaaned this chubie last night after a big sushi dinner."
Schwaaan by Sushi Brothers November 2, 2008
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schlamazecoze 

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.
"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!
A Middle Eastern/Mediterranean style hot sandwich wrap that is most commonly served in the chicken, beef, or lamb varieties. The sauce in the wrap is delicious and lends it's flavor to making the schwarma a highly popular quick meal enjoyed by Middle Eastern residents and deployed military personnel alike who have brought back desire for the schwarma to the United States and other Western countries.
"Yo, let's cruise down to schwarma alley and raid Fahkruden's. I'm fucking starving."

"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."
Schwarma by Schwarma Annihilator September 5, 2009

Schwammered 

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010
An amazing occurrence that leaves you with a lack of words to express the gravity of the moment. A close cousin to "swag", however it eclipses the elementary use of the word (swag) through association with hero/rebel archetypes.
Person 1 "I just won the account and I smashed that girl with the green eyes who models" Person 2 "Schwaza"
Schwaza by WayfarerWay April 11, 2011

schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.
Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.
schlamazel by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004