Schviench

A word used as replacement for an insult or when referring to anything in the extreme negative/positive. It can also be used as a verb in those contexts as well

1. Jerry can't come over to hang out? That is the schviench
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me

Schviench by Mini-legend October 10, 2020

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Schienschang

is a surname and variation of Tschientschan, which loosely translated means, "Man with balls of steel that kills bear with teeth.'

Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.

"Damn, he just Schienschanged outta that ticket by explaining to the cop that the hill jumped out at him, dumb motherf**ker..."

-or-

"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."

Schienschang by mtnscout February 18, 2010

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Schviench • schvinchter • Schienschang • schminch • Schminched • schvincter plumber • schvitch • schweinchenschläfchen • schwench • shvienhote

schweinchenschläfchen

the button on a pig shaped alarm clock that allows you to sleep for an extra 10min when the alarm goes off. therefore participating in a 'schweinchenschläfchen'

i had a kick ass schweinchenschläfchen this morning. the alarm went of and i hit the pig and got an extra 10min sleep.

schweinchenschläfchen by chausler February 5, 2010

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schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.

"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc

schvincter plumber by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009