Schroeder

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.

Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!

by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

Schroeder

the piano kid from the peanuts

Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation

by koreandaaa February 8, 2021

Schroeder

When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.

Oh hey, my boyfriend and I did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.

by Someone3221 December 29, 2007

Schroeder

When you reach down to the lower region of a women only to find out she's a man.

I took this hottie home from the bar last night and when we got to my place I got completely Schroedered.

by Blanko13 December 27, 2013

Schroeder

Noun/Adjective

When you are not giving the teacher a proper level of respect they wish for. Regardless of the way they act towards other teachers and students.

"Man Billy, wasn't our teacher such a Schroeder today."

by Captain_supa_fly June 23, 2016

Schroeder

A very dumb person. Can be used to describe anyone who acts like a total idiot/asshat.

God Owen is acting like a total Schroeder

by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

schroeder

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted

Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009