No school

Just don’t go to school

Time to go to school honey.
You didn’t hear it’s no school day

by Jerkcus November 5, 2019

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

Boredom in school

Let’s say you’re in Science or Religious Study’s, and the teacher is talking but all you hear is
“Blablablabla”
And you are sooooo zoned out of the lesson
YOU. ARE. BORED
So how the heck do you entertain yourself? Well what I do. I get a piece of paper (secretly) and start drawing or writing the alphabet. What else can you do when you’re bored? Draw on your hand, chew gum, play with your pen, look at the classroom and just read stuff on the wall, stare at a clock, cock.

Boredom in school
Macy-Hey, pst Natalie
Natalie-what?
Macy-I’m bored out of my mind
Natalie-Deal with it
Macy-but-
Miss teacher-MACY-SHUT THE FCk UP
Macy-*sigh* ok

*starts playing with a pen*
*chews gum*
*draws on table*
Miss Teacher-OI STOP FCKING DRAWING ON THE TABLE BTCH
Macy-nah fuck off bTCH

Demi-*gasp*
Adam-looks around
Bella-Holy fuvk

by mandy_lilly_gillian September 21, 2023

Jesse C. Carson High school

Small town school with various people but mostly Caucasian. Below/Average athlete’s with the hand full of superstars. Just an average school in General. Currently owned by the 2021 class

I feel bad for you didn’t you go to Jesse C. Carson High School?

by JunnaxKhoppa May 31, 2022

West valley high school

“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.

fake gangster : Do you go to west valley high school?

G loc - nah cuh dropped outa Waste valley...

by King_Organic September 10, 2021

Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.

I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.

by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022

Williston-Elko High School

This school is a complete shit show. Everyday girls go to the bathroom and snort pills (you can hear that shit loud and clear.) our principal is Mr. fucking incredible times 10 in size. He looks like a whale and he’s bald. We have had multiple coaches and teachers sleep with students and each other, leading them to get fired. We barely have any teachers cause they are too cheap to hire anyone else. The teachers either get fired, are foreign, crackheads, or they die. We have a shitty cafeteria that we don’t even use. We have to share everything with the middle school. We don’t have a school nurse. The students run their mouths about shit they don’t know, and about people they don’t know. There are roaches everywhere. They don’t clean the classrooms or bathrooms. We can’t go outside. The auditorium and band room are completely falling apart. Long story short, this school is a joke. Don’t come unless you want to catch chlamydia when you walk through the door.

Williston-Elko High School is one of the worst and the most broke school you can attend. Most come and either leave or go to the closest private school JDA.

by FuckIfIKnow276 November 23, 2021