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A place kids are forced to go to, to learn. You must suffer years of painful work and pear pressure. I think they should make schools with like one kid and one teacher in each room, then it'd be easier to concentrate. Homwork takes away your life after it was sucked out at school, so you have NO free time. If you end up moving from school to school, you're mega screwed, because people will fuckin' beat new kids. If you're late, DETENTION, don't do your work, DETENTION, fall a sleep or eat in class, or something else perfectly natural, DETENTION. Detention is usually 2 hours long, and takes a chunk of your day out, if you act "bad" in detention or forget about it. 4 HOUR DETENTION. Chances are you deal with nothing but assholes for classmates, and half your teachers will be awful. Also the worst possible thing that will ever happen in school is when a teacher picks a favorite. When a teacher likes a student more then the rest, this teacher will give that one undiserving student good grades for nothing, then grade extra harsh on everybody else.(usually the student picked as a favorite is the biggest racist, asshole, basterd or slut, and acts like a teachers's pet, and "knows everything")
(Ex: Bad Teacher) My teacher was checking my homework for an entire lesson, and I did one little part of one minor page wrong, AND I WAS FAILED FOR THE WHOLE THING! About 5 problems done wrong took off like 25% of my grade. Someone else didn't do any of the homework and got 50% for nothing, while I got a 0 for all my hard work.(true story) Man, I can really hate school sometimes.
by It's me again and again February 19, 2009
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place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
by smokey July 26, 2003
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A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.
school sucks..
by Whoever July 12, 2003
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A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...

2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)

...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???
by Shaz April 15, 2003
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Welcome, I am the Government. We have a plan for your future, kid. Society will lap you like a wolf laps blood.

1. Curriculum: it is by the enforcement of curriculum that we can positively ensure your mental intake of information is kept in a rigid line. You will have no time to experience other things; even if you did you would feel guilty. “What a waist of space in my mind” You’d think.

2. Exams: It is by the continuous use of exams that we can ensure your self-esteem remains at an all-time low. Lower grades means lower respect. You will be called an idiot; you will have low chances in life. The alternative is to succumb to the weight of society, allow us to control your mind. It is easier this way. We promise.

3. Ritualistic mornings: This is the fun part! You now will have to awaken at early hours. Yes any chance of true restfulness is completely imposable. Do you ever walk into school and feel, for a split second, as though you are unconscious? That is how we want you to feel all the time. That is the point in early mornings.

4. Social humiliation: Yes, we didn’t plan this out. So don’t think we’ll take credit for it, yes this part is all thanks to you. It not only away chips away your self-esteem it also encourages hatred, which you will feel toward foreign nations later in life. We guarantee it.

5. Repetitiveness: It is by the continuous repetitiveness of your scholarly years that we can encourage a clockwork feeling within you.

6. Useless information: By presenting you with this information we can disallow independent thought. While you may begin to think for yourself your teacher, asking you to pay attention, will continually interrupt you. This is one of my favourites!

7. Obedience: Yes this is firmly set into the school world. Discipline, self-discipline, thought-discipline hell it’s all here! We take great pride in our ability to control you. Our shrill voices echoing down the corridor. Yes you needn’t ever feel safe, in or out of school. Be afraid, be very afraid.

8. Long term: This will last sometime; you probably won’t be able to remember a time you weren’t in school. No mode of comparison, excellent.

9. Holidays: We have carefully timed these so that they are long enough to maintain sanity but short enough to deter independent thought.

10. Work ethic: You cannot be a worker without work ethic.

We hope you enjoy your stay. Don’t try to escape, even if the gate is always open.
You are free to do as we tell you.
by billy bo bo June 04, 2005
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5.
The other word for prison.
School= Prison
Prison= Hell
Hell=bad... you get the point
by Dustin December 12, 2004
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an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
by anonymous January 11, 2005
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a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.
fucking school sucks balls
by samuek November 20, 2004
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