You spend 5 hours constantly taking it up the ass by teachers learning shit that most of it won't help you in the future. You are starving because you were "not allowed" to eat the nice breakfast at home and have to eat the schools dogshit cereal cups and dogshit yogurt (That is if your grade ranges through 1st to 8th grade) and left starving. It is finally mid noon and ready to eat the lunch which is the main focus on this definition which in lunch does not involve being assrammed by constant work. BUT NO! School districts are always trying to find ways to displeasure their "students". So they give their students this toxic waste they call lunch that when you look at it close enough you can see it moving. And no the lunch ladies do not deserve the blame because if they were in charge of the lunch they would have gave students better meals that don't look like it contains 30% plastic, 20% rubber, and 50% foodstuff. The syrup is not syrup because it moves like water and not the good ol' molasses-movin' syrup we used to put on our pancakes. All in all, the school lunch is horrible and it's mouth feel is even worse and Gordon Ramsay would have a fatal heart attack if he even was in the presence of it.
Kid 1: THE NACHOS TASTE FEELS LIKE GLASS AND THE CHEESE IS FAKE!
Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.
Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.
by BonelessJohn February 10, 2020
Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk
Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 18, 2021
It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it
It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
by Lolmate48 June 6, 2020
by a lesbian dag February 25, 2019
one of the most disgusting foods in the world. It consits of:
Raw meat
over cooked vegeatbeals
cold pizza
a milk
Raw meat
over cooked vegeatbeals
cold pizza
a milk
by poCkadotslotz July 25, 2009
The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 12, 2010
by negrosahn May 3, 2015