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Schomberg 

Another word for it is HicksVille: The place where all them hicks live. Much better than Nobleton && has way cooler people
I dont have one im not smart enough because i live in Schomberg.
LOL JK schombergs the bomb.com
Schomberg by Schombergian May 9, 2012
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A person who thinks they are funny and witty when they are not. Making over used and bad jokes.
Bruv that that guy is such a Schoomer.
Schoomer by Grack n Crack November 29, 2019

Schemmerage 

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants
"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"
Schemmerage by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017
A person that thinks they are funny and makes many jokes, but are not funny at all.
bruv the bish a Schoomer tho.
Schoomer by Grack n Crack November 29, 2019
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026