Schnussel Share definition Flag Pronounced "shhh-noo-sell"1- An idiot or person with a low IQ.2- A lame person. 1- Paris Hilton is such a schnussel2- OMG my Maths teacher is such a schnussel Schnussel by HellzAngeL13 August 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Schnussel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch