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Prior to ejaculation. Grip the shaft of the penis, placing the thumb directly over the tip of the urethra at a slight angle. The correct angle combined with the appropriate build-up of pressure will produce a shooting stream of semen, which can be aimed with deadly accuracy.
She didn't expect it to shoot that far when I schnowskeeted all over her face!
by H1r0 October 01, 2010

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