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A queer type person that acts really gay.
Quit acting like a schnoff
schnoff by Victor & David April 21, 2005

Schnoff Plop 

The action in which you shit on someones head and then proceed to dick slap them
Ill give you a fucking schnoff plop tonight baby
Schnoff Plop by Peasant Please August 15, 2016

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.
I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!
schnoodle-schnoff by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

Schnoofet 

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".
No problem, schnoofet.
Schnoofet by Tseb June 21, 2010
A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).
Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?
schroff by f16venom January 1, 2012

schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010