Schmuffin Top Share definition Flag Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho. Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?! Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top. Schmuffin Top by Poland Spring April 27, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Schmuffin Top mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
