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please see schmoopie.
one who is fond of schmoopie~ing others.
Julie is a schmoopie whore...or schmooples.
by Schmooples February 03, 2004
 
1.
1. adj/noun can either be a synonym to dumbass, idiot or stupid. Conversely, it can also refer to a pet name, or something done out of pure joi-de vivre. schmoople can thus either have a positive or negative definition depending on the context and the familiarity of the person with whom you are talking with both you and the expression.
"how was your day?"
"schmoople"

you're a real schmoople, you know that?"
by bunger1598 August 18, 2011
 
2.
An old badger's ear
oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!
by BarryChuckle727 July 09, 2014
 
3.
A word that is almost impossible for a native English speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling
schmoople, schmoople :D damn it
by bunger1598 August 29, 2011