Schmohe Share definition Flag One classy motherfucker who tends to be awkward in social situations but makes up for it in interesting fashion choices and delicious vegan baked goods. What a Schmohe that Gerald is with his goldenrod blazer and package-clinging daisy dukes! Schmohe by Joan Baez October 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Schmohe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch