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When a person affectionately tickles any orfus on their partner's body with his or her elbow.
Betsy: How did last night go?

Beyonce: Well, we got in to a bit of a kerfuffle, but then he gave me a schmixer to the nostril. How could I stay mad at him after that?!
by MarsupialMary August 09, 2010
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