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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
by !!?!?!?!?!?! January 21, 2009
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