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the first person you meet after receiving a lung full of smoke. schmagu can be a person, idea, or apparition.
"wait. ma-who?"
"ohhhh, schmagu."

"wow, thats a real nice 'schmahogany' dresser you have."
by T NUG$ July 10, 2008
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