Top Definition
The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.
Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.
by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016
(noun) 1) a nasty ass skank weeve of a female. said female will fuck and suck anything in sight.
2)a word forever immortalized on an episode of the 5th Wheel.
Frank: "You see Carol with that fire extinguisher?"
Estelle: "Yeah, she's such a schlumpa"

"Youz a schlumpa"
by kobrands January 29, 2007
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