schlum

A mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous :)

*woman asks man in the shower* did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?

by marpy bo blarpy August 18, 2004

schlum

a dishonest son of a bitch...or, just a bitch!

He/she is a schlum, no pun intended.

by blah1234blah1234blah1234 January 17, 2009

Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Schlum

Schlumverb.A thing that you can do that represents a sexual act.

Did you schlum with her last night?

by Justin Hanes May 4, 2006