Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

schlossered

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.

1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

schlosser

A short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. Prone to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. Very likely to attack a Geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a Bozarth.

Shit, here comes that Schlosser, get the taser and give Bozarth some drank.

by Ned McCaster December 16, 2007

Ben schlosser

a vary short kid who plays the forest with a tall kid

hey theres Ben schlosser the short kid

by because im short May 4, 2022

Schlosser

(Sh-lah-sir) a person or persons whom licks windows, particularly, but not limited to windows containing boogers and or fly dung.

They come from a long line of Schlosser’s

by Firstclassasshole March 29, 2023