Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

Schlosser by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

schlosser

A short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. Prone to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. Very likely to attack a Geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a Bozarth.

Shit, here comes that Schlosser, get the taser and give Bozarth some drank.

schlosser by Ned McCaster December 16, 2007

Schlosser

(Sh-lah-sir) a person or persons whom licks windows, particularly, but not limited to windows containing boogers and or fly dung.

They come from a long line of Schlosser’s

Schlosser by Firstclassasshole March 29, 2023

Ben schlosser

a vary short kid who plays the forest with a tall kid

hey theres Ben schlosser the short kid

Ben schlosser by because im short May 4, 2022

schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.

Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake

scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009