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A combination of Schlong and Johnson. 2013's new word for penis.
Ex. 1: "Dude you just grabbed my schlonson!"

Ex. 2: "As soon as I pulled out my schlonson, the chick's mouth was watering"

Ex. 3: "All you haters can swing from my schlonson"
by Beautiful Baby February 19, 2013
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