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a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian
Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"
by Akyaky January 08, 2012
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