schlom

Snow that has melted into slush and feels like vomit mixed with sand when walking through it.

Man, I hate almost springtime in insert name of Midwest state here. I had to walk through three feet of schlom to get to class today.

by anonymich February 17, 2011

Schlim-schloms

That awkward inbetween stage of liking someone where it’s more than a crush, but you also don’t want to go as far as using the “L” word.

I had schlim-schloms for them, but they didn’t feel the same way.

The backflow of various bodily fluids upon the conclusion of anal sex.

I lashed out on some upmarket satin sheets for the occasion only for him to schlom all over them when I pulled out.

by Gruntie Stevie June 19, 2022

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos

If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework

by sludgewagon April 10, 2017