Top Definition
The act of asserting male dominance over an unsuspecting babe.

Can be shortened to "Schloeff/ed"
"Oh yeah, I Schloeffele'd all over that chick"

"I wish that chick would let me Schloeff her"

"Do you think those two sisters would be down to Schloeffel?"

"So I heard you were in Melbourne recently, did you get any Melbourne Schloeffel?"
by TobinskyShrimpy April 14, 2010

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