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Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.
Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"
Schlieman Flush by H&S October 10, 2008

Schlieman Crush 

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.
Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
Schlieman Crush by H&S October 9, 2008
To suck on one's penis
Damn, josh schiemaned me so hard last night
Schieman by penislover696969 November 2, 2009

Schlieman Schnot 

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.
A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"
Schlieman Schnot by H&S October 10, 2008

schliement

Bottled semen mixed with vaginal fluids, left in the sun for approximately 69.937485 days until properly "ripe". Then sold on the Cambodian black market for massive amounts of money or various sexual favors from minors. It is used primarily in South East Asia for various tasks ranging from massage oil to seasoning.
That schliement got me that guwop! Plus little Jimmy could sure work a shaft.

I dare you to drink some schliement, I'll give you ten bucks.
v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth
v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.
Schleiman by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005