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der weiner schlinger 

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
Schlinger by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

schleinerickis 

Dicks

Good for hiding the fact you called someone a dick
Mum: You haven't done any work today, I'm taking away your Xbox!

Son: Schleinerickis...
schleinerickis by Toothbrushboy August 21, 2017

Schellinger environment

Toxic work environment, especially those rampant with: 1) extreme micromanagement, 2) lack of respect, 3) excessive emphasis on performance metrics, 4) hostile feedback, and 5) high employee turnover.
Thank you for the job offer, but I cannot subject myself to the evident Schellinger environment.

Schoedinger's STD 

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =
Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.
Schoedinger's STD by HanLono April 23, 2013