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1.
Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.
That Schlake, seriously the coolest cat i know.
by astellar11 December 04, 2011
 
2.
possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.
i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.

he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class

he's so rude he might as well be a schlake