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schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!
Schloop by megan the vegan July 8, 2017

schloopy 

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.
Parker likes to use a schloopy.
schloopy by Anonymous April 6, 2003

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day
Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

Schloopy Drop 

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.
Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

Schlooped 

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped
Schlooped by Kydst December 30, 2018