schizobitch 

a girl that distorts reality and has no conscious and lives her life only to screw people over. A typical schizobitch must always be right, lives in her own universe, does not shower, abuses her friends and makes a general mockery of morality and ethics. In addition, persons that are deemed schizobitch often cry over nothing, attract attention to themselves for self-gratification, pathoogically lie and stab others in the back as well as twisting a dagger in their hearts.

She is a schizobitch

schizobitch by the new new york June 10, 2006

schizobifida 

The unreal type of disease that you catch in a similar fashion as one can unrealistically catch autism if given immunisation shots.
Passed on by the schizococcal bacteria

Oh I was so sick for a week or so with schizobifida. My spine opened up and everything

schizobifida by anoaffectiveanookjpanoaffectiv October 3, 2017

schizocitizen

A citizen in your town who tells strange conspiracy theories to tell. They may or may not be schizoaffective, at minimum.

Oh no, it’s Info Wars Joe. He told me the clock tower downtown controls his bowel movements. My favourite schizocitizen

schizocitizen by Goldenrodzen April 8, 2025

schizofartia 

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

schizofartia by Mr.Utley November 3, 2012

Schizobaiting 

Making the entirety of chat think youre a big 'ole schizo! A proper tweaker!

"I knew this alligator...his name was Matthew. Me and him were brothers, man. We were the best of friends. Closer than brothers. Until a man ate him and turned him into soup. I miss Matthew."

"Bro, you sound schizo rn."

"Haha, I'm just schizobaiting! Schizobaited!!!"

Schizobaiting by French Toast the Rat March 10, 2025

Schizofumia

When someone believes they’re mad but they aren’t

I think he has schizofumia the way he thinks he’s mad

Schizofumia by Seniormonkey November 4, 2025