Schinkel

An Extremely ugly saggy Penis. It does not matter how the male organ became Saggy, as long as it is clearly displaying loose skin.

He has a Schinkel it is so gross! His Skin is really loose which makes him have one!

Schinkel by SchinkelFACE August 11, 2009

Schinkel

a hot sexy afroman who is a great kisser and secretly loves someone in his group of friends.

would you look at that guy, he's such a schinkel.

Schinkel by ifyouseeekamy July 10, 2009

lucas schinkel 

a kid wtih absolutely no hobbies. very unatheltic but surprisingly good at weird sports. his room is filled with trophies from...
-horseshoes
-chess
-water polo
-badminton

theres so much more to say but i dont wanna end up like berkel

berkel: hey shinkel ur weird

lucas schinkel: o ya..???

2hours later
nate: has anybody seen berkel in a while???

lucas schinkel by cloverdale12345 July 12, 2010

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Schenkelberg 

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.

Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.

Schenkelberg by german91 July 15, 2010

Schinel

Schinel is a sweet and caring person. She is a great friend that you can always count on for being there for you, and making you feel better when you need it. Although she doesnt realize it, she is beautiful inside and out.

Jadeyn: Why are you so happy?
Cassy: Oh, I was just talking to Schinel

Schinel by Sassy28 June 29, 2013

Schinkenspalter 

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something

"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)

Schinkenspalter by rueganerin February 10, 2009