Schilpp 

Verb. To schilpp is to nab sloppy seconds with a girl you weren't man enough to bring home yourself while claiming your superior sexual knowledge.

Doubledown: Oh man, I could really go for a schilpp tonight, can you bring a girl home with you?
George: Why?
Doubledown: So that I get sloppy seconds.
George: .....
Doubledown: I know how to make her squirt.

Schilpp by Pronkstons August 5, 2008

Schilp 

Telling a secret to someone who should not know the secret

Did you hear? Will Schilped to Brooke again

Schilp by BigBoiTony April 1, 2019

Schippel 

1. The violent, involuntary release of bodily fluids, usu. vomit or feces.

2. Feces or vomit, usu. in an undesired or inappropriate location.

3. To cover someone in vomit or feces, non-consensually.

1. -i That burrito I ate last night made me Schippel all over myself in bed/i
-i Don't get mad at Scruffy because he Schippeled all over the living room; he's just a puppy, he can't help himself./i

2. "Alright! Who's schippel is this all over the kitchen counter

3. Ted assumed that since he was into Hot Lunches, that everyone was. He discovered his fallacious assumption only after he Schippeled his new girfriend.

Schippel by jjsupreme August 7, 2008

schlipping mah fronecks 

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

schlipping mah fronecks by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

Schlipple 

A color near blue-ish purple

Im painting my house a nice shade os schlipple

Schlipple by DJMikeyMike April 18, 2018

schlipper 

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.

1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.

schlipper by Boxman December 22, 2003

Rachel Rose Schipper 

Noun; The most beautiful, fun, smart, thing to ever touch foot on planet earth.

Oh my god! I met a girl today that was such a rachel Rose Schipper, she had 0 flaws.

Rachel Rose Schipper by Wonderpoppa11 July 19, 2019