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A surname of Swiss origin meaning a small boat

An extremely blessed lineage of people who live long, happy, and prosperous lives.
If only I could find a Schiffli to marry all my health problems would disappear and I would live to a ripe old age.

That person is so lucky, oh wait no, he is just a Schiffli.
by Dr. Henry W. Billbury May 15, 2013