Trying to plan something. Searching for something. Blagging to get something/ somewhere your not supposed to have/ get
I schemed the seccies to let us in

I'm going to go scheme buds

I'm scheming for pills!
by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006
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another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!
oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.
by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003
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The cum on, to ejaculate on to
Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her
by Idkman2030 December 14, 2016
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a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.
(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit
by skeem July 29, 2003
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Dubbing like schmie. For all to see and everyone to respect
The jetta it looks like you're scheming.
by Schmie July 18, 2005
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someone who negatively plans against a plan but goes along with it as if they are onboard.

Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.
It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.
by F. Abignale May 31, 2010
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its another word for no or,never
1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!
by divis chick0989 August 25, 2007
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