scharmen 

a scharmen is an extremly sexy human being capable of almost anything. Scharmens are know for their amazing personalitys and sexy beast like qualities. Female scharmen's are said to be walking sex goddddesssssesssss. BAM BE JEALOUS OF THEM

Did you see that Scharmen girl today? Dayummmm she was fiiinnnnne. I want dem digitzzz.

scharmen by maxamillion27 August 24, 2011

Creamy Cody Scharmer 

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

Creamy Cody Scharmer by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012

Schaden-schämen 

Compound word from schadenfreude - malicious joy, and fremdschämen - vicariously embarrassed by someone else.

To be embarrassed for a total stranger, whilst feeling maliciously happy that they're embarrassing themselves.

Watching American Idol: "OMG, look at that girl fail. I've got so much schaden-schämen going on right now".

Schaden-schämen by PseudoGerman November 6, 2011

scharfenberger 

A former nazi last name, a little racist but still a funny good guy.

"Did you hear what he said?" Yep, that's just typical Scharfenberger behavior.

scharfenberger by xxxkitkatxxx May 3, 2021

Scharmann 

A person who is creative, smart, and very nerdy. They are very good a making crafts and it would be good to have this person in art class with you. They are secretly very smart but don't like showing it. THIS PERSON IS A TOTAL GEEK!!! They would rather stay at home and play D&D or watch Starwars than go anywhere in public with people. This person may be shy but they are wild on the inside!

Don't be such a Scharmann and come to the party!

Scharmann by Unknown User Account December 12, 2017

Sharmen 

He's simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face all the time. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat, will only focus on one girl, will never let his eyes or heart woo away for someone else and is ALWAYS honest. He also supports you in every way possible, even if it hurts; who knows you inside and out, who remembers the little things about you. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what. He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from each other you are, you don't have to worry. You know he loves you.

Sharmen is the guy of my dreams, he's simply amazing, and he always takes my breath away! He is the perfect boyfriend !

I cannot believe I have Sharmen as my perfect boyfriend.

Sharmen by dreamgirlwaitingforaperfectboy April 23, 2018

Schartenfreude 

To derive such laughter and pleasure from another person's misfortune, misery or pain that you literally shart.

That cocksucker who was making my life miserable at work got fired it made me so happy I schartenfreuded.

Schartenfreude by zeeflyingmonkey November 28, 2020