He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish
Dylan Schafer breaks shit.
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isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.
- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny
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A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick
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Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.
Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass
by DontRentFromRedBox April 4, 2011
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The creator of a catalytic converter buyer. The original catalytic converter buyer, and the inventor of firstamericancore.com.

Also the creator of crazypays.com the largest and the FIRST money sharing, with members web site ever created. Money is received from advertiser's and members, and shared with winning members. Crazypays has the most awesome crazy video's of all time. Harold schafer is the leader of the underground and above ground.
crazy, crazypays takes money from the rich and gives to the poor thats a harold schafer for ya. harold schafer modern day Robin Hood, inventor, creator, genius.
by crazy pays cash to members November 30, 2011
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