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Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

scharfenberger 

A former nazi last name, a little racist but still a funny good guy.
"Did you hear what he said?" Yep, that's just typical Scharfenberger behavior.

schnakenberg

A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.

It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!

Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.

Schnakenbabies

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.
The schnakenberg has continuously avoided death by Ashenheart.
schnakenberg by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack
my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

schulenberg

the last name of a cool person that is cool 😎😎😎
that person with the last name schulenberg is cool
schulenberg by rydkydekdyr May 7, 2021

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.
My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.
schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010