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A person who loves life - positive about every aspect of existence. If you want the positive, flowery side of things, ask scedell. Their rose-colored glasses approach can be off-putting to some, but people for the most part are drawn in by scedell's sugary sweet goodness.
Person 1: "Who was that girl outside crooning about the beauty of flowers and mankind's innate goodness?"
Person 2: "That's a scedell"
Scedell by Teardrops in Heaven November 9, 2010
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noun: A guido wop canadian who loves to fuck dirty bar waitresses with fake tits that have the scent of stripper, eh.

verb: to fuck dirty bar waitresses with fake tits that have the scent of stripper, eh.
Ernesto: Hey look at that dirty hot waitress in the fuck me boots....She has some niiiice fake tits.... I think I could fuck her.
Bill: Yeah... you should definitely scodeller her.
scodeller by hoser111111 February 26, 2009
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Is a cold heated person that tends to makes all sorts of inappropriate jokes. Such as racist & sexist humor and maybe more to boot. Quite at first then once you befriend them you won't hear the end of this person humor.

You'll turn your head when you hear one of their jokes it could be complete shit or the funniest thing yet but someones always being made fun of tho.

This person might have a light side to them, but only little people ever see it.
Sedelle such an ass
sedelle by Professor.S October 9, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026