scar·y·o·la
skerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.
Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."
by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020
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A really big, hairy, or unsightly areola. Should be atypical enough to inspire fear and/or quiet wonder when shown to a small child or animal.
Madison Square Park in the summer is like a petri dish for scaryolas.
by Heydadsoup May 30, 2013
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