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tauro-scatology 

This term is a synonym for bullshit.
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

smurfology 

(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.
Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:

Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
smurfology by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Shartology 

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.
Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.

bovine scatology 

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
bovine scatology by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.
hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.
scatology by baugh July 3, 2004

sarpology 

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize
"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010